January 27th, 2012 by Exinrex
BF: Honey, mura kag Selecta, you’re so yummy!
GF: Aw, ikaw babe mura kag Krispy Kreme, you’re so sweet!
BF: Kanindot, ikaw mura kag Starbucks, so addictive!
GF: Ikaw mura kag Jollibee, langhap sarap.
BF: Mura kag Mang Inasal, affordable.
… GF: Haha. Mura kag pongko2, slightly dirty.
BF: Ikaw mura kag pinirito, oily!
GF: Mura kag sinugba, negro!
BF: Mura kag buwad, parehas mog baho!
GF: Mura kag inun-unan, parehas ka aslum sa imong bugan!
BF: Ikaw ginamos!
GF: Ikaw bugok nga itlog!
BF: Pan-os ka!
GF: Sinuka sa hubog!
BF: Tae!
GF: Buwag nata!
BF: Maypa!
January 27th, 2012 by Rachel
Heart:mahal ko talaga siya
Brain:alam ko sobra pa nga diba?
Heart:alam mo pala bakit pilit mo pa
siyng kinakalimutan?
Brain:kasi ayaw na kitang masaktan
Stomach:sa sobra mong pagmamahal
di ka na kumakain
Liver:korek!!palagi ka pang umiinom,n
aapiktuhan na kami ni kidney
Lungs:ako din nahihirapan ng huminga
Heart:sensya na guys huh?tanga lang kasi eh
Lubot:estoryahee…
January 27th, 2012 by Rachel
Papa:
hoi! unsang oras na? nganu krn rka nkauli?
anak: ah unsang klaseng knabuhia? ako pai
pangutan.on ug oras! maayog gidala2 ko nang relo!
kadaku sa orasan dha wla moi initiative mutan-aw?
ako pai hulaton pra pangutan-on sa oras!
matulog nko oi! naguba akong mood!
papa:
aw sori nak ha? sori
January 27th, 2012 by Rachel
Papa: nak, unsai pngandoy nmoh?
Anak: kanang mkabyahe kug lain nga lugar
unya naa ko dghang kwrta nga gkuptan.
Papa: char! gus2 diay ka mg KONDUKTOR nak?
January 27th, 2012 by Rachel
A story entitled -TM-
best friend for 5 years
-nag text2x around 7pm-
Pedro: naa ko tel nimo
Maria: wat man?
Pedro: i love u..wud u b
my gf?
(wla ni reply c Maria)
Pedro: still up? love tka,
mg suicide ko ron ug di ka
mo reply Bang2x
(Pedro died @ 9pm)
Maria: i love u too! Yes kta
nah! Sori late repz kai d ko
ka send kalagot ning TM oi…
lesson: yaw panguyab og gabie
kai bz ang network
January 27th, 2012 by Rachel
Speaker: Who among u had
xperience 2 have sex with a
ghost?
(a farmer raises his hand)
Speaker: Really? How does it
feel 2 have sex wd a ghost?
Farmer: Ai pastilan abi kog
goats! Pastilan!
January 27th, 2012 by romel
sayo sa buntag
nagkasugat ang students ug teacher!!!
student boy: good morning daku putay!!
teacher: puryabuyag!! students!!!
student boy: good morning daku pitoy!!!!
Teacher boy: same to you student..!!!
hahahahaha what,,,a ,, teacher!!
January 27th, 2012 by nilda morano
..bata..:
…mame,mi momu ( sabay turo sa pinto.)
.
..mommy..:
…( napatingin sa itinuturo ng bata )
… a-ba,bebi, bobu kaba..?
…daddy mo yan…!!!!!
January 27th, 2012 by asker dela cruz
MANGGAGAMOT:IKAW..BINGI KA?
BINGI:OO
M:NARIRINIG MO BA AKO?
B:AY HINDI.
M:EDI BINGI KA NGA.
B:OO
January 27th, 2012 by asker dela cruz
JUAN:PEDRO ANO ANG DILANG MASARAP?
PEDRO:ANO?
JUAN:DILANG MASARAP MALINAMNAMNAMNAM SPECIALLY NG LUCKY ME NAM NAM NAM NAM
LUCKY ME!
TOINKZ