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“Some boys are cheaters.
Some boys are fakes.
Lousy lies are all they make.
You’ll see no bounds of what they can do.
Because boys these days, got boyfriends too!”

A boy took a knife and started writing his girlfriend’s name on his arm.
Several minutes later, he started crying like crazy.
Why?
WRONG SPELLING.

TEACHER: imagine u r a millionaire
write your life history
(1 boy didn’t write)
TEACHER: why r u not writing?
BOY: i’m waiting for my secretary!

I’M THE HAPPIEST PERSON WHEN I SAW YOUR FACE…

In Tagalog,
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AKO’NG PINAKAMASAYANG TAO PAG NILAGARI KO MUKHA MO.

TEACHER: give me colors dat begin w/ letter M.

PUPIL: maroon!

Teacher:anybody else?

NGONGO: Mlue, Mlawn,Mlack,Mink,Maiolet.

Teacher: melly ngud..
malakmakan

beuty padgent
judge:what if your boy friend have aids..?

contestant:i wiLL stiLL Love him.
(everybody cLaps)

judge:why..?

contestant:because aids dosent matter

HAHAHA

2 ka mg amiga
ngpasikatay..
GRL1: our family spent d whole summer in Europe,
it was great! jw bout u? wr dd u spend ur summer vcation?

GRL2: i just spnt it hir n d philippines..

GRL1: rilly? uggghh! wer? hw poor!

GRL2: at ur boyfrnd’s house..he was great! =)

in MATH it is never a question of who, what, where, when, why and how.

it is always a question of….

“HAA!”

Wonder Girls say” I want nobody nobody but you

And the boy say” I want your body your body not you….hehehe

This msg is strictly 4 cute & charming person only.. since uaccidntaly recivd dis msg i deeply apologise 4 da disturbance….hehehe