Pinoy Jokes | Free Funny Jokes http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com Filipino Jokes | Visayan Jokes | Free Jokes Online | Tagalog Jokes | SMS Jokes | Free Funny Jokes Fri, 27 Jan 2012 06:42:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 en hourly 1 Banat ng MAGKASINTAHAN http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/funny-love-tagalog-jokes/banat-ng-magkasintahan/ http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/funny-love-tagalog-jokes/banat-ng-magkasintahan/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 06:42:59 +0000 Exinrex http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/?p=1218 BF: Honey, mura kag Selecta, you’re so yummy!
GF: Aw, ikaw babe mura kag Krispy Kreme, you’re so sweet!
BF: Kanindot, ikaw mura kag Starbucks, so addictive!
GF: Ikaw mura kag Jollibee, langhap sarap.
BF: Mura kag Mang Inasal, affordable.
… GF: Haha. Mura kag pongko2, slightly dirty.
BF: Ikaw mura kag pinirito, oily!
GF: Mura kag sinugba, negro!
BF: Mura kag buwad, parehas mog baho!
GF: Mura kag inun-unan, parehas ka aslum sa imong bugan!
BF: Ikaw ginamos!
GF: Ikaw bugok nga itlog!
BF: Pan-os ka!
GF: Sinuka sa hubog!
BF: Tae!
GF: Buwag nata!
BF: Maypa!

]]> http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/funny-love-tagalog-jokes/banat-ng-magkasintahan/feed/ HEART, BRAIN,LUNGS, STOMACH, SPEAKS….. http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/adult-funny-jokes/heart-brainlungs-stomach-speaks/ http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/adult-funny-jokes/heart-brainlungs-stomach-speaks/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 06:11:16 +0000 Rachel http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/?p=697 Heart:mahal ko talaga siya

Brain:alam ko sobra pa nga diba?

Heart:alam mo pala bakit pilit mo pa

siyng kinakalimutan?

Brain:kasi ayaw na kitang masaktan

Stomach:sa sobra mong pagmamahal

di ka na kumakain

Liver:korek!!palagi ka pang umiinom,n

aapiktuhan na kami ni kidney

Lungs:ako din nahihirapan ng huminga

Heart:sensya na guys huh?tanga lang kasi eh

Lubot:estoryahee…

]]> http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/adult-funny-jokes/heart-brainlungs-stomach-speaks/feed/ ANAK UG PAPA http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/adult-funny-jokes/anak-ug-papa/ http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/adult-funny-jokes/anak-ug-papa/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 06:11:12 +0000 Rachel http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/?p=701 Papa:

hoi! unsang oras na? nganu krn rka nkauli?

anak: ah unsang klaseng knabuhia? ako pai
pangutan.on ug oras! maayog gidala2 ko nang relo!
kadaku sa orasan dha wla moi initiative mutan-aw?
ako pai hulaton pra pangutan-on sa oras!
matulog nko oi! naguba akong mood!

papa:

aw sori nak ha? sori

]]> http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/adult-funny-jokes/anak-ug-papa/feed/ PAPA UG ANAK http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/funny-visayan-jokes/papa-ug-anak/ http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/funny-visayan-jokes/papa-ug-anak/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 06:11:12 +0000 Rachel http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/?p=700 Papa: nak, unsai pngandoy nmoh?

Anak: kanang mkabyahe kug lain nga lugar
unya naa ko dghang kwrta nga gkuptan.

Papa: char! gus2 diay ka mg KONDUKTOR nak?

]]> http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/funny-visayan-jokes/papa-ug-anak/feed/ BOY NANGUYAB…. http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/adult-funny-jokes/boy-nanguyab/ http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/adult-funny-jokes/boy-nanguyab/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 06:11:12 +0000 Rachel http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/?p=699 A story entitled -TM-
best friend for 5 years
-nag text2x around 7pm-

Pedro: naa ko tel nimo
Maria: wat man?
Pedro: i love u..wud u b
my gf?
(wla ni reply c Maria)
Pedro: still up? love tka,
mg suicide ko ron ug di ka
mo reply Bang2x
(Pedro died @ 9pm)
Maria: i love u too! Yes kta
nah! Sori late repz kai d ko
ka send kalagot ning TM oi…

lesson: yaw panguyab og gabie
kai bz ang network

]]> http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/adult-funny-jokes/boy-nanguyab/feed/ SPEAKER & FARMER http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/adult-funny-jokes/speaker-farmer/ http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/adult-funny-jokes/speaker-farmer/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 06:11:12 +0000 Rachel http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/?p=698 Speaker: Who among u had
xperience 2 have sex with a
ghost?
(a farmer raises his hand)
Speaker: Really? How does it
feel 2 have sex wd a ghost?
Farmer: Ai pastilan abi kog
goats! Pastilan!

]]> http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/adult-funny-jokes/speaker-farmer/feed/ buyag!!! http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/adult-funny-jokes/buyag/ http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/adult-funny-jokes/buyag/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 06:11:11 +0000 romel http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/?p=1060 sayo sa buntag
nagkasugat ang students ug teacher!!!

student boy: good morning daku putay!!

teacher: puryabuyag!! students!!!

student boy: good morning daku pitoy!!!!

Teacher boy: same to you student..!!!

hahahahaha what,,,a ,, teacher!!

]]> http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/adult-funny-jokes/buyag/feed/ use in a sentence ma , me , mi , mo , mu ,at ba,be, bi, bo, bu.. http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/funny-tagalog-jokes/use-in-a-sentence-ma-me-mi-mo-mu-at-babe-bi-bo-bu/ http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/funny-tagalog-jokes/use-in-a-sentence-ma-me-mi-mo-mu-at-babe-bi-bo-bu/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 06:11:11 +0000 nilda morano http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/?p=1031 ..bata..:
…mame,mi momu ( sabay turo sa pinto.)
.
..mommy..:
…( napatingin sa itinuturo ng bata )
… a-ba,bebi, bobu kaba..?
…daddy mo yan…!!!!!

]]> http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/funny-tagalog-jokes/use-in-a-sentence-ma-me-mi-mo-mu-at-babe-bi-bo-bu/feed/ BINGI KA? http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/funny-tagalog-jokes/bingi-ka/ http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/funny-tagalog-jokes/bingi-ka/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 06:11:11 +0000 asker dela cruz http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/?p=997 MANGGAGAMOT:IKAW..BINGI KA?
BINGI:OO
M:NARIRINIG MO BA AKO?
B:AY HINDI.
M:EDI BINGI KA NGA.
B:OO

]]> http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/funny-tagalog-jokes/bingi-ka/feed/ DILANG MASARAPz! http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/funny-tagalog-jokes/dilang-masarapz/ http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/funny-tagalog-jokes/dilang-masarapz/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 06:11:11 +0000 asker dela cruz http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/?p=996 JUAN:PEDRO ANO ANG DILANG MASARAP?
PEDRO:ANO?
JUAN:DILANG MASARAP MALINAMNAMNAMNAM SPECIALLY NG LUCKY ME NAM NAM NAM NAM
LUCKY ME!

TOINKZ

]]> http://pinoyjokes.aparre.com/funny-tagalog-jokes/dilang-masarapz/feed/